George boedecker dating taylor swift
When it comes to America's messiest DUI arrests, Mel Gibson may have met his match.
The man who invented Crocs shoes was arrested for a DUI on Saturday, and the events that unfolded were—much like the brightly-colored foam sandals—utterly surreal.
George Boedecker, the 51-year-old co-founder of the Crocs empire, was "drunk as crap" reported medics, when he was found asleep at the wheel of his Porsche in Boulder, Colorado.
He refused a sobriety test and gave a strange excuse for his behavior, claiming his "batsshit crazy" supposed "girlfriend," country singer Taylor Swift, had been driving his car.
(Look, we don’t love all of her songs, but “batshit”? Boedecker is dating 22-year-old Taylor Swift, we also know that she has an attraction to bad boys (John Mayer) and men of a more advanced age (Jake Gyllenhaal was no spring chicken, he wears Crocs…).
Too, the timing of her new revenge single, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” seems spurious.
Asked about the girlfriend, George told police she's a really f*%king famous” singer ...
The police report notes that Boedecker said that his 'girlfriend' Swift was in the driver's seat of his car, but she ran off when the two had a fight.
When an officer asked where she went, the Crocs co-founder pointed to a random yard and said "Nashville." Of course nobody was buying that story, and Boedecker continued to get more frustrated with police for not believing his lies.
There was no evidence of Swift's involvement in the incident.
When asked for his address, the millionaire mogul reportedly told cops, "I have 17 fucking homes" before advising them to: "Go fuck yourselves in the ass." The foul-mouthed Boedecker was arrested once before in 2006, for threatening a family member.